Where's The Dress
HLR-36
Called by
Duke Okada & Kumi Takahashi
Opener
Sides face grand square
I saw it on the TV, and I thought a storm came
It was a man dressed like a woman, and he had a boy's name
Well, I heard it on the radio, while I was in the tub
Now Duke, what was this thing they call the Culture Club?
Four ladies chain, Four ladies chain back and Promenade
Too many nights of drinking, losing racing bets
Lately we'd do anything to get us out of debt
Figure
Heads (Sides) pass the ocean, extend, girls trade, Swing thru, Girls circulate,
Boys cross run, Chain down the line, Pass the ocean, Spin chain thru
(Where's the dress?) Girls circulate two times
(Where's the dress?) Swing and Promenade
We might close the bars down, need some courage
If it makes some money, tell me where's the dress
Break
Sides face grand square
Now, Let's get on down to the store and get some lipstick and some rouge
Hey, why don't we do this thing up right and get some of them ostrich plumes?
Four ladies chain, Four ladies chain back and Promenade
We can still go fishing, wear our old blue jeans
When it comes to show time, we'll be country queens
Closer
Sides face grand square
Hey well buddy, I wonder if they make a pink pump in size 12
That old boys from England shave his legs, Duke?
Well I don't know but it would take a butcher to take the hair off our legs
I can see it now
Four ladies chain, Four ladies chain back and Promenade
We can still go fishing, wear our old blue jeans
When it comes to show time, tell me where's the dress
Allemande left the corner, Dosado your partner, Four boys star left one time
Turn your partner by the right, Allemande left the corner, Swing your partner
Produced by: Tracy Brown & Jack Burg 1410 West Collins Street Flatwoods, KY
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